Hey MAGA! Your cult leader made so many promises. Waz up?
The draft dodger can’t even keep up with all the lies he said at his hate rallies.
If they only knew how ridiculous they sounded
When you actually heard it word for word, they sound out of their frickin’ minds
Believe what Trump says not what your eyes see
Trump claims his FLOP event is “Packed!” Don’t believe your eyes, believe what he says.
EXCLUSIVE!! MAGA secret finally revealed! 😳
Is this the way the flock is kept in order?