Here’s a headliner idea that even Democrats will attend.
The celebration will be huuuge!!
The celebration will be huuuge!!
And just a reminder; YOU the American taxpayer is paying for ALL of this.

This comes after using taxpayer money to promote the UFC fight for his birthday.
This comes after using taxpayer money to promote the UFC fight for his birthday.
This is another reason we ask; when is this madness going to end??
You can have it both ways great orange one.
There's an old rule in Washington: if you have to hide something, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

I think Donny is confused. Someone needs to fill him in on the stats.