BREAKING: The rats that jumped ship are now building their own ship!
Just as predicted, a third-party announcement that we all expected
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Hey MAGA! Your cult leader made so many promises. Waz up?
The draft dodger can't even keep up with all the lies he said at his hate rallies.
This birthright citizenship decision made me think of THESE questions
Something to ponder on while demanding 'illegals' to get the hell out.
Hey MAGA! Your cult leader made so many promises. Waz up?
The draft dodger can't even keep up with all the lies he said at his hate rallies.
If they only knew how ridiculous they sounded
When you actually heard it word for word, they sound out of their frickin' minds

